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Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, 23 May 2015

dirty nice funny jokes for kids with photos

funny jokes for kids nice messages photos, funny jokes for kids a nice laughing lines for children, you will get inspired relations of your kids and family give time or response and shared it. best designed funny jokes for kids photos or images, recently many people request for funny jokes for kids now i'm creating a post on this best topic.

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Kevin gets drunk and comes home late.
to avoid confrontation with his dad he quietly sits
and starts working with his laptop.
Dad: are you drunk?
Kevin: No
Dad: then what are you doing with my briefcase?
Kevin: :-( !!!
dirty nice funny jokes for kids with photos

Teacher funny jokes for kids photos

Teacher: if you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone
asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly
takes two of the cakes, How many would you
have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
dirty nice funny jokes for kids with photos

Dad/son funny jokes for kids picture

Dad: what's your result?
Son: I've failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: from 2 ward don't call me Dad!
Son: oh! come on dad, it's my school test,
Not a DNA test.
dirty nice funny jokes for kids with photos

Teacher student funny jokes for kids images

Teacher: who is the president of Iraq?
Johnny: i don't know Miss
Teacher: you need to focus more on your studies.
Johnny: please Miss, can i ask a question?
Teacher: yes.
Johnny: do u know Angela?
Teacher: No, Why?
Johnny: you need to focus more on your husband!
dirty nice funny jokes for kids with photos

School nice funny jokes for kids photos

Student says he's to smart for first grade.
This is the principal's response.
a first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
one day she asked johnny what his problem was he replied,
I'm too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and
i'm smart than her too. the teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the situation to the principal.
the principal told her that he would give johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet.
dirty nice funny jokes for kids with photos

Dirty funny jokes for kids design image

a teacher asks her students how to politely excuse
yourself from the dinner table to use the washroom.
you wont believe what one student replies.
during class, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asks the students...
students, if you were on a date, having supper with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go
to the bathroom. Michael?
Michael: Just a minute, I have to go pee.
dirty nice funny jokes for kids with photos

Daughter funny jokes for kids picture

Daughter accidentally finds her mother
having an affair. then her father calls.
hello?" hi honey. this is daddy. is mommy near the
the phone?"
no daddy. she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
after a brief pause, daddy says, but honey,
you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
Oh yes i do, and he's upstairs in the room with mommy, right now.
dirty nice funny jokes for kids with photos

nice best funny jokes for kids photos

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with i.
Millie: I is ...
Teacher: No Millie, always "I am."
Millie: okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
dirty nice funny jokes for kids with photos

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Sunday, 29 March 2015

Urdu Hindi Sms Funny Jokes Design Photos Collection

Now this time i'm publish a new post of urdu hindi jokes for all funny and sms lovers, funny sms text messages for hindi and urdu people, vesry beautiful designed jokes photos for all lateefa closer, you need a funny laughing joke for sending a friend with sms its simple just pick up the text joke and send, and all facebook users design pictures jokes its very simple sharing with share button and download,

Kaali Biwi Urdu Sms joke


Kaali Biwi: Khirki par pardey lagwadien, kahien parosan ka mean mujhe dekh naley
Khawind: sirf aik bar dekh leney do, wo khod hi pardey ka bandobast karwaley ga.
Urdu Hindi Sms Funny Jokes Design Photos

Mujh Jaisy Biwi hindi funny family Joke

Wife: tum sari dunya main bhi dhondo to mujh jaisy dusri nahien miley gi,
Husband: tum kia samajhti ho, main dusri bhi tum jaisy hi dhondo ga haad ho gai.
Urdu Hindi Sms Funny Jokes Design Photos

Zara Si Baat Best urdu sms joke

Aik bacha rota howa maa ke paas aaya, maa ne roney ki waja pochy to bachey ne kaha, Abaa jaan
Dewar main keel gaar rahey they to an ke hath par hathory lag gai,
Maa boli: beta bahadur bahey zara si baat par rootey nahien tumhaine to hansana chaheiy tha,
Bachey ney kaha: ami hansaa hi to tha.
Urdu Hindi Sms Funny Jokes Design Photos

Dusri Shadi Ka Shoq very hot hindi sms jokes

Aik mahfil main bahis horahi thi k aadmi kis umaar tak dusri shadi key khowahishmand rahtey hain,
Ek 80 sala borhey se pochha gia tu jawab mila: putar aahista bol kidrey tery chachy na sub loey,
Mera tey dil karda aey k aaj hy doji shadi racha lowaa,
Phir ek 90 sala baba ji sey pochha gia to wo khhanstey howey boley, mera tey apne falaa tak dojey
Weaah da shoq nahien mukey gaa
Urdu Hindi Sms Funny Jokes Design Photos


Mezbaan mihmaan sey best hindi sms joke

lasy Aap peetey nahien, chaiy hum pellatey nahien,
Roti ka ye waqt nahien, botal ka ye moosam nahien, ab aap hy bitain k aap ki kia khidmaat karien, mihmaan: chaloo feer 50 roopay daa easyload hi karwa deo,
Urdu Hindi Sms Funny Jokes Design Photos

Larki apne nabina aashiq sey lover sms urdu joke

Kaash tumhari aankhien hotien to tum mere husan ko dekhhtey,
Larka: agar tum khobsurat hotein to kia aankhoon waley tumhain mere leiy chhortey?
Andha hoon pagal nahein hoon
Urdu Hindi Sms Funny Jokes Design Photos

Badshah ki pasand best hindi joke

Aik badshah ne aalan ki k jo koi meri pasand ka phal laiy ga
As ke barbar heerey jowahirat anaam do ga aur agar pasand na aaya to wohi pha laney wale ko nigalna bhi parey ga, aik muslman beer laya jo badshah ko pasand na aaya muslman ne asey aasani se khha lya,
Phir aik hindu aik seib laya, wo bhi badshah ko pasand na aaya aur badshah ne hindo ko seib nigalney ka hukaam dya, hindu zor zor se roney laga magar phir achanak hansaney laga, badshah ne hansaney ki waja pochy to hindu ney kaha k roya is laiy k main ye seib nigaal nahien sakta aur hansa as laiy k bahir sikh trboz laya hi,
Urdu Hindi Sms Funny Jokes Design Photos

Aaj ka latefaa today jokes for all Funny People


Ek chureel ne sath saal ke shadi shuda jorey se kaha
Main tum dunoo ki ek ek khowahish pori kar sakti hoon
Biwi: main apne shohir ke saath sari dunya ki ser karna chahity hoon,
As ne chhari gumai do tickit aagey,
Phir shohir se pochha tum batao kia chahitey hoo
Shohir: mujhe apney se tees saal chhoti biwi chahey,
Chureel ne chhari gumai aur shohir nowey saal ka kar dia
Nateja: mard ko yaad rakhhna chahiey k chureeel bhi aaorat hoti hi.
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Tuesday, 3 February 2015

Urdu Hindi Sms Funny Mazahiya Jokes Photos

Parosi Ka Kota Sms Joke

Ek Bacha Gali Main Kheel Raha Tha, Samne Wale Makaan Se Ek Kota Nikla Aur Is Ke Paon Chatne Laga, Bacha Rota Howa Ghar Aaya.
Maa Ne Poocha. Ro Keo Rahe Ho? Kahien Parosi Ke Kotey Ne To Nahien Kaat Liya?
Bacha Bola, Abhi To Chakhh Kr Gya Hi, Katne To Kal Aaiy Ga....
Parosi Ka Kota Sms Joke

Dog Vs Dog Joke

Ek Kota Dosre Se : Avay Aaj Kal Jahan Rash Ho Waha Se Nikaal Jaya Kar..
Dosra: Keon??
Pahla: Saale Agar Dhamakah Hogya To Insano Ki Moot Marey Ga...
Dog Vs Dog Joke

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