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Kevin gets drunk and comes home late.
to avoid confrontation with his dad he quietly sits
and starts working with his laptop.
Dad: are you drunk?
Kevin: No
Dad: then what are you doing with my briefcase?
Kevin: :-( !!!

Teacher funny jokes for kids photos

Teacher: if you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone
asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly
takes two of the cakes, How many would you
have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.

Dad/son funny jokes for kids picture

Dad: what's your result?
Son: I've failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: from 2 ward don't call me Dad!
Son: oh! come on dad, it's my school test,
Not a DNA test.

Teacher student funny jokes for kids images

Teacher: who is the president of Iraq?
Johnny: i don't know Miss
Teacher: you need to focus more on your studies.
Johnny: please Miss, can i ask a question?
Teacher: yes.
Johnny: do u know Angela?
Teacher: No, Why?
Johnny: you need to focus more on your husband!

School nice funny jokes for kids photos

Student says he's to smart for first grade.
This is the principal's response.
a first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
one day she asked johnny what his problem was he replied,
I'm too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and
i'm smart than her too. the teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the situation to the principal.
the principal told her that he would give johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet.

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a teacher asks her students how to politely excuse
yourself from the dinner table to use the washroom.
you wont believe what one student replies.
during class, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asks the students...
students, if you were on a date, having supper with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go
to the bathroom. Michael?
Michael: Just a minute, I have to go pee.

Daughter funny jokes for kids picture

Daughter accidentally finds her mother
having an affair. then her father calls.
hello?" hi honey. this is daddy. is mommy near the
the phone?"
no daddy. she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
after a brief pause, daddy says, but honey,
you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
Oh yes i do, and he's upstairs in the room with mommy, right now.

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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with i.
Millie: I is ...
Teacher: No Millie, always "I am."
Millie: okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.