Urdu Hindi Sms Funny Jokes Design Photos Collection

Now this time i'm publish a new post of urdu hindi jokes for all funny and sms lovers, funny sms text messages for hindi and urdu people, vesry beautiful designed jokes photos for all lateefa closer, you need a funny laughing joke for sending a friend with sms its simple just pick up the text joke and send, and all facebook users design pictures jokes its very simple sharing with share button and download,

Kaali Biwi Urdu Sms joke

Kaali Biwi: Khirki par pardey lagwadien, kahien parosan ka mean mujhe dekh naley

Khawind: sirf aik bar dekh leney do, wo khod hi pardey ka bandobast karwaley ga.

Mujh Jaisy Biwi hindi funny family Joke

Wife: tum sari dunya main bhi dhondo to mujh jaisy dusri nahien miley gi,

Husband: tum kia samajhti ho, main dusri bhi tum jaisy hi dhondo ga haad ho gai.

Zara Si Baat Best urdu sms joke

Aik bacha rota howa maa ke paas aaya, maa ne roney ki waja pochy to bachey ne kaha, Abaa jaan

Dewar main keel gaar rahey they to an ke hath par hathory lag gai,

Maa boli: beta bahadur bahey zara si baat par rootey nahien tumhaine to hansana chaheiy tha,

Bachey ney kaha: ami hansaa hi to tha.

Dusri Shadi Ka Shoq very hot hindi sms jokes

Aik mahfil main bahis horahi thi k aadmi kis umaar tak dusri shadi key khowahishmand rahtey hain,

Ek 80 sala borhey se pochha gia tu jawab mila: putar aahista bol kidrey tery chachy na sub loey,

Mera tey dil karda aey k aaj hy doji shadi racha lowaa,

Phir ek 90 sala baba ji sey pochha gia to wo khhanstey howey boley, mera tey apne falaa tak dojey

Weaah da shoq nahien mukey gaa

Mezbaan mihmaan sey best hindi sms joke

lasy Aap peetey nahien, chaiy hum pellatey nahien,

Roti ka ye waqt nahien, botal ka ye moosam nahien, ab aap hy bitain k aap ki kia khidmaat karien, mihmaan: chaloo feer 50 roopay daa easyload hi karwa deo,

Larki apne nabina aashiq sey lover sms urdu joke

Kaash tumhari aankhien hotien to tum mere husan ko dekhhtey,

Larka: agar tum khobsurat hotein to kia aankhoon waley tumhain mere leiy chhortey?

Andha hoon pagal nahein hoon

Badshah ki pasand best hindi joke

Aik badshah ne aalan ki k jo koi meri pasand ka phal laiy ga

As ke barbar heerey jowahirat anaam do ga aur agar pasand na aaya to wohi pha laney wale ko nigalna bhi parey ga, aik muslman beer laya jo badshah ko pasand na aaya muslman ne asey aasani se khha lya,

Phir aik hindu aik seib laya, wo bhi badshah ko pasand na aaya aur badshah ne hindo ko seib nigalney ka hukaam dya, hindu zor zor se roney laga magar phir achanak hansaney laga, badshah ne hansaney ki waja pochy to hindu ney kaha k roya is laiy k main ye seib nigaal nahien sakta aur hansa as laiy k bahir sikh trboz laya hi,

Aaj ka latefaa today jokes for all Funny People

Ek chureel ne sath saal ke shadi shuda jorey se kaha

Main tum dunoo ki ek ek khowahish pori kar sakti hoon

Biwi: main apne shohir ke saath sari dunya ki ser karna chahity hoon,

As ne chhari gumai do tickit aagey,

Phir shohir se pochha tum batao kia chahitey hoo

Shohir: mujhe apney se tees saal chhoti biwi chahey,

Chureel ne chhari gumai aur shohir nowey saal ka kar dia

Nateja: mard ko yaad rakhhna chahiey k chureeel bhi aaorat hoti hi.