Hilarious Exercise Quotes

Regular exercise keeps you healthy but lazy people don't favor it. So they give lots of illogical but funny excuses to avoid that hard work. So here are hilarious exercise quotes to have lots of giggle together.Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.~ Robert M. HutchinsI...

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Facetious Neighbors Sayings

'The facetious quotations about Neighbors to give you another chance of making fun of them.'A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.- Arthur BaerSerivce may vary according to my mood and your attitude.Love thy neighbour - and if he happens to be tall,...

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Funny Short One Liner Jokes/Quotes

'Sometimes one right line is good enough to break the ice. Here presenting those great short one liner funny jokes and quotes to let you have best time ever.'What do you call a bunch of liberals in a basement? A whine cellar.What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.- Jimi Hendrix You cannot play...

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Meaningful Books Quotes

'Books are our real friends. Reading books is really a very good habit which give us knowlegde and broadens our minds. Here are some very meaningful quotes about Books to understand the worth of them.'This is an important book, the critic assumes, because it deals with war. This is an insignificant...

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Clean Funny Jokes for Every Age Group

'Humor is like a magic stick which makes people laugh instantly. So if you have the desire to create fun into your circle then here are most hilarious, cute and funny jokes for you. You can share them with any age-group as they are clean and cute.'I afraid of dying alone?Become a bus driver.___Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel!___How do you make a baby drink?Stick...

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Love Quotes

'Open the secret of your heart with these most demanded 'Love Quotes'. After sharing them, you are going to get Pampered by them. So choose what fits best into you love story and have the amazing time ever.'"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house."- Henny Youngman"Love seems...

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Entertaining Evan Esar Quotes

'Now, time to enjoy the very entertaining humor quotes of Evan Esar's (American humorist).'Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering...

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Most Hilarious Quotes about Love

'Love makes life beautiful but sometimes lots of humor happens in affairs. So here we are writing those most hilarious punches under funny love sayings.'"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."�Henny Youngman"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your...

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Family Holidays

"My Dad is Irish and my Mum is Iranian, which basically means we spent most of our family holidays in custom...

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Very Funny Drinking/Alcohol Quotes

'People drink alcohol to forget tensions and to have sound sleep but there is funny side of it too. Lets find it out with funny quotations and Excuses about drinking.'"Lets get drunk and tell each others everything we're too afraid to say sober.""I drink to forget I drink."- Joe E. Lewis"They speak...

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Advantage

"My haters only have one good advantage over me. They can kiss me somewhere I can not do myself."The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.- Eleanor RooseveltThe advantage of love at first sight is that it delays a...

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Conversation

I love those daring people who can keep a conversation going on, no matters how stupid or random. They just continue.The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.- Dorothy NevillAnyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.- Robert C. GallagherThe planned sit-down...

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Being a Player

'Wonder quotes/remarks about players, being a player and sports.'"Our dear math, I know that you have too many X's but can you please stop being a player and choose one.""All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages."- William Shakespeare "I received a shot and broke...

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5 Color Pen

"Me, my friends and my dad did that. So who else had that one 5 color pen and tried to push all the buttons at onc...

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If Women Rule

"If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war� just couple of nations not talking with each othe...

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Basics

"We've been working on the basics because, basically, we've been having trouble with the basic...

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Acquiring Capital

"I wish that dear Karl could have spent more time acquiring capital instead of merely writing about i...

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Altogether

"Love is not altogether a delirium, yet it has many points in common therewit...

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Think of myself

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moment...

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Doctors and Masks

"After looking at the bill for my operation, I understand why the doctors wear masks in the operating roo...

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Giving Advice

"The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking abou...

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Swimming and Figure

"I was just wondering If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whale...

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Career in Sports

"I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet tall, so I couldn't play basketball. I'm only 190 pounds, so I couldn't play football, and I have 20/20 vision, so I couldn't be a refere...

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Educational

"Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlie...

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Making Someone Happy

"Everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving i...

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Extra Stair

"You know you're in love when you take the longer way to class even if it means going up two extra stair cases just to see his fac...

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Walk back

"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk bac...

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Rules

"I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break the...

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Reason for Drinking

"The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcoho...

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Full of Doubt

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doub...

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Nothing to do

"The difference between ignorant and educated people is that the latter know more facts. But that has nothing to do with whether they are stupid or intelligen...

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As Confused as a Hungry Baby

When I look at some people's faces. They seems to be as confused as a hungry baby in a topless b...

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Donkey Fly

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, h...

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Guys without Brains

"They always try to play with our minds. But that won't work with our club. We've got 20 guys without brain...

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Feel Sorry

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all da...

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Today's Love Quote

'Enjoy our daily up-to-date latest today's love quotes and much more related to it.'Love QuoteFor it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.- Judy Garland"Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in a man's."� Germaine De Stael"Men...

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Today's Funny Quote

'Enjoy our daily up-to-date today's funny quotes and much more related to humor.'Funny Quote"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.""We've just marked our tenth wedding anniversary on the calendar and threw darts at it."� Phyllis Diller"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."- Albert Einstein"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."-...

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Amount of alcohol

"I don't care how liberated this world becomes, a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume, and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or no...

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