'People drink alcohol to forget tensions and to have sound sleep but there is funny side of it too. Lets find it out with funny quotations and Excuses about drinking.'
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"Lets get drunk and tell each others everything we're too afraid to say sober."
"I drink to forget I drink."
- Joe E. Lewis
"They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst." - Scottish Proverb
![My Drink Thirst](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEior7oAwUaTLHIVI5qG_ewnt844XkOjZ26fLhNmDc0uZXetk_ovoCgMKI5tBdlHkWTLXazIvgrEf-3dk6-Ved8mvAA_zYexJ7upcgW5EwnsqsIsOcpi0WlZx4j4Ho7RLC8rJahBtPQuYQ/s320/My+drinking+-+My+thirst.jpg)
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
- Drew Carrey
![A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi09ViwZx7zA82zwAyTcqMn-9cp4eIfou8RrwSN7TK3MAfLcFitWEdQVUdt_6tmosoeqr-pQDOg2H64GvhT0b-Haw2EE3-xjQ-R1XdCj8AFdaMHXhioFDExBEXilZyPpnxvaNa3TydR3w/s320/Drove+me+to+drink.jpg)
I go angry when people ask me "Do you drink?" Like of course, I drink, I have water every day and when I want to loosen up a bit I have a juice box.
"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. "
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober."
- William Butler Yeats
"An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor."
- Dr. Alvan L. Barach
"I know I should give up drinking; but I am not a quitter" - Anon
![Give up](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikm85kV3ZOQQUkfP01TaeepkktHZxumubO64Gzd3PZrzOa_oF7CmhhMrEIHq7iwFKXa02Kp4e3G3ZUqE8797sx7hYbYzjYr6W9Im2gqCzeSdp2jHSwPM4gIAuhjMIWBMu_sp17T9CgEA/s320/Give+up.jpg)
"Being half drunk is just another way of saying -your almost there."
"I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know."
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."
- Benjamin Franklin
"Wine is bottled poetry."
- R L Stevenson
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar."
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer."
- Clement Freud
"I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me."
- Brendan Behan
"Never cry over split milk. It could've been whiskey."
- Pappy from Maverick
"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you."
- F Scott Fitzgerald
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
- Anon
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
- George Burns
"Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink."
- Anon
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
- W C Fields
Stop Stop, you must read More Funny Quotes. Cheers...:)
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"Lets get drunk and tell each others everything we're too afraid to say sober."
"I drink to forget I drink."
- Joe E. Lewis
"They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst." - Scottish Proverb
![My Drink Thirst](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEior7oAwUaTLHIVI5qG_ewnt844XkOjZ26fLhNmDc0uZXetk_ovoCgMKI5tBdlHkWTLXazIvgrEf-3dk6-Ved8mvAA_zYexJ7upcgW5EwnsqsIsOcpi0WlZx4j4Ho7RLC8rJahBtPQuYQ/s320/My+drinking+-+My+thirst.jpg)
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
- Drew Carrey
![A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi09ViwZx7zA82zwAyTcqMn-9cp4eIfou8RrwSN7TK3MAfLcFitWEdQVUdt_6tmosoeqr-pQDOg2H64GvhT0b-Haw2EE3-xjQ-R1XdCj8AFdaMHXhioFDExBEXilZyPpnxvaNa3TydR3w/s320/Drove+me+to+drink.jpg)
I go angry when people ask me "Do you drink?" Like of course, I drink, I have water every day and when I want to loosen up a bit I have a juice box.
"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."
"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. "
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober."
- William Butler Yeats
"An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor."
- Dr. Alvan L. Barach
"I know I should give up drinking; but I am not a quitter" - Anon
![Give up](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikm85kV3ZOQQUkfP01TaeepkktHZxumubO64Gzd3PZrzOa_oF7CmhhMrEIHq7iwFKXa02Kp4e3G3ZUqE8797sx7hYbYzjYr6W9Im2gqCzeSdp2jHSwPM4gIAuhjMIWBMu_sp17T9CgEA/s320/Give+up.jpg)
"Being half drunk is just another way of saying -your almost there."
"I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know."
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."
- Benjamin Franklin
"Wine is bottled poetry."
- R L Stevenson
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar."
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer."
- Clement Freud
"I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me."
- Brendan Behan
"Never cry over split milk. It could've been whiskey."
- Pappy from Maverick
"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you."
- F Scott Fitzgerald
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
- Anon
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
- George Burns
"Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink."
- Anon
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."
- W C Fields
Stop Stop, you must read More Funny Quotes. Cheers...:)
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