Quote for the Day

For God sake - Let's Admit it - We all hope and wish that our exes have horrible lives without us.My doctor is wonderful. Once when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.- Joey BishopSchool Faces- Monday :( Tuesday :/ Wednesday :| Thursday :) Friday :D Saturday ^.^ Sunday -_-Feel...

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Funny 'KARMA' Quotes

We can not escape from the hit of karma. We get what we reap. Here are some hilarious funny quotes about 'Karma'.When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there...just in case it needs help.It�s a thankless job, but I�ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.I want to be there when karma beats...

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Funny Wake Up Quotes

'Start your day with Enjoyful funny wake up quotes because it's morning now.'"Girl you stank, take a bath!" I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman�s voice said, �What the hell are you doing with your life?�- Demetri MartinDeath is the final wake-up call.- Douglas HortonWake...

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Funny Quotes on Teenagers

'Teenage is the age of fun, travel, party, affairs, learning, bunks and having lots of gossips with friends. We're sure you'd enjoy these funny quotes about teenagers.'Party hard, make mistakes, laugh endlessly. Do things you�re afraid to do. After all, you�re only young once.Whatever.. Sleep less or...

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Hilarious Food Quotes

'The uncontrollable love for food forced authors to write quotes about it. So here are funny food quotes to enjoy the craze for it.'There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard ShawYou better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I�m not hungry enough to eat six.- Yogi BerraHealth...

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Nutty Quotes

'Adopt the new trend of humor with Nutty and hilarious Quotes to have the instant refreshment.'1. A good sermon should be like a woman�s skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.~ Ronald Knox2. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind...

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99+ All Time Most Funniest Quotes

Well said quotes click on the mind and inspire but when, at the same time, they are funny too, they work like a booster.So for the all those surfers who look for entertainment (well all), these 99 funniest, spicy, juicy and hilarious funny quotes can really prove good help when they scroll on.0. Being...

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31 Funny 'KNOCKED UP' Quotes

We have collected 31 most funniest 'Knocked up' quotes from to make you laugh again. It successfully entertained the people and rated as number one in comedy genre. Let us know your reaction by leaving your sweet comments.1. Debbie: [to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until...

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When I die

When I die I give my friend permission to go on my Twitter/Facebook to mess people mind says 'I'm ali...

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Mini heart attack

That mini heart attack you get when your parents say : "We need to tal...

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Funny Kids Quotes

'Kids are wonderful creature of God. They are so pure and innocent. Here you can read funny kids quotes and saying to get amused.'No mom, I wasn't 'kissing' him, he stole my gum, I was just trying to get it back.Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before...

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Never argue

Never argue with a Fool.. People might not know the differen...

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Slap someone

If you really, really want to slap someone, Do it. Just make sure to say �Mosquito� when you ...

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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they�re at home, even if you wish they were.

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One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells and both think they are astute. - William Feather

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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. - Mahatma Gandhi

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

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The best way to lie is to tell the truth, Carefully edited truth..

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Apple: I look like a human heart. Mango: I look like a stomach. Grapes: I look like eyes. Banana: I don't like this game..

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I have the kick-ass ability to forget people's names in .001 seconds.

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No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it

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I hate when I finish an awesome movie and after that I have to face the reality of my boring life

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When Life gives you Lemons. Squeeze them in people's eyes.

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Rules of Math.. If it seems easy. You are doing it Wrong

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Yawning is like your body's way of saying 18% battery left

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Shortest Jokes

Technology is changing so our reading-style too. We want everything slimmer, short and easier than before. Well, that's good because no one has enough time read such long stuff. Things should be easy and less time consuming. So now we've done some manipulation in our joking style too. After writing Jokes, we are now trying to write some shortest possible jokes ever. Now you can very easily read, use,...

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Outstanding Funny Quotes By Leading Authors

'Here's the Funny, Joyous and Gut-Buster collection of hilarious Quotes and saying by leading authors and top flicks.'First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.� George BurnsThe trouble with censor that they they worry...

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12 Playful Excuses for Being Late

'Some people are too good at giving excuses while others are so dumb that they get caught in a second. Read here list of those playful excuses.'1. I got in a fight with my wife. After that fight, she decided to get revenge by burning all of your clothes and I certainly can't come to work naked.2. You...

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Clever 1 liners to attract her

'Guys often use lots of techniques to impress girls but they don't say right thing at right time. So if you too want to attract her than here are clever one liners to attract and impress her.'1. I've observed that you always like to have less sugar in tea.2. Your style of responding is so good. I like your attentiveness.3. I am noticing from the start about your elegant style and impressive dressing...

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Fifteen Funny Quotes For Day To Day Life

'15 Hilarious Funny Life Quotes to have enjoyment, laughter and fun in day to day life. Amusing quote i.e. Sometimes I Laugh so hard that I feel like six pack is coming on.'If I die today, for the love of God, someone please clear my browser history.I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over,...

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Alluring love quotes For Her to make her chase you

'What girls want? Just someone who can appreciate their dressing-sense, praise their beauty and love them unconditionally, so here are rare and specially chosen alluring love quotes for her to magnetize and hypnotize her.'That one person who can make you smile and laugh no matter what, even on your...

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Realistic Friendship Quotes

'Share and enjoy these most realistic friendship quotes to spend good and funny times with them. They gonna make your bonding more stronger. You must dedicate some of these so that your friends could know how much you value them. Freedom, enjoyment, love, care and Express as you want - this is what...

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F For Funny LOL

'Enjoy with funny, iconic, latest, sweet and never shared before quotes with images.'I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you. I am the Coach.Everyday I make promise I'll go to bed early. Every night I break.When I wake up in the morning and stretch, I make baby dinosaur noises.That one friends you...

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