Funny Kids Quotes

'Kids are wonderful creature of God. They are so pure and innocent. Here you can read funny kids quotes and saying to get amused.'

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No mom, I wasn't 'kissing' him, he stole my gum, I was just trying to get it back.



Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
- Phyllis Diller

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. So moving my seat won't help.

Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.

Life is hard no matter how old you are.

You shouldn't expect your turtle to come back if you put him in a stream.

Dirty looks,
jealous stares,
its funny,
when you think I care.

You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you.

No matter how much I love something, mom will throw it away without a second's thought.

You shouldn't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

Love is like a new diaper
for a while it feels good and fresh
but eventually it really stinks!

It's not always easy being a kid, but I bet it's even harder being an adult.

You should never tell your parents when you're curious about girls because many lectures will come in the future.

If you put a frog in a girl's desk, you're going to hear some screaming.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.