Urdu Hindi Sms Funny Jokes Design Photos Collection

Now this time i'm publish a new post of urdu hindi jokes for all funny and sms lovers, funny sms text messages for hindi and urdu people, vesry beautiful designed jokes photos for all lateefa closer, you need a funny laughing joke for sending a friend with sms its simple just pick up the text joke and send, and all facebook users design pictures jokes its very simple sharing with share button and download,

Kaali Biwi Urdu Sms joke

Kaali Biwi: Khirki par pardey lagwadien, kahien parosan ka mean mujhe dekh naley

Khawind: sirf aik bar dekh leney do, wo khod hi pardey ka bandobast karwaley ga.

Mujh Jaisy Biwi hindi funny family Joke

Wife: tum sari dunya main bhi dhondo to mujh jaisy dusri nahien miley gi,

Husband: tum kia samajhti ho, main dusri bhi tum jaisy hi dhondo ga haad ho gai.

Zara Si Baat Best urdu sms joke

Aik bacha rota howa maa ke paas aaya, maa ne roney ki waja pochy to bachey ne kaha, Abaa jaan

Dewar main keel gaar rahey they to an ke hath par hathory lag gai,

Maa boli: beta bahadur bahey zara si baat par rootey nahien tumhaine to hansana chaheiy tha,

Bachey ney kaha: ami hansaa hi to tha.

Dusri Shadi Ka Shoq very hot hindi sms jokes

Aik mahfil main bahis horahi thi k aadmi kis umaar tak dusri shadi key khowahishmand rahtey hain,

Ek 80 sala borhey se pochha gia tu jawab mila: putar aahista bol kidrey tery chachy na sub loey,

Mera tey dil karda aey k aaj hy doji shadi racha lowaa,

Phir ek 90 sala baba ji sey pochha gia to wo khhanstey howey boley, mera tey apne falaa tak dojey

Weaah da shoq nahien mukey gaa

Mezbaan mihmaan sey best hindi sms joke

lasy Aap peetey nahien, chaiy hum pellatey nahien,

Roti ka ye waqt nahien, botal ka ye moosam nahien, ab aap hy bitain k aap ki kia khidmaat karien, mihmaan: chaloo feer 50 roopay daa easyload hi karwa deo,

Larki apne nabina aashiq sey lover sms urdu joke

Kaash tumhari aankhien hotien to tum mere husan ko dekhhtey,

Larka: agar tum khobsurat hotein to kia aankhoon waley tumhain mere leiy chhortey?

Andha hoon pagal nahein hoon

Badshah ki pasand best hindi joke

Aik badshah ne aalan ki k jo koi meri pasand ka phal laiy ga

As ke barbar heerey jowahirat anaam do ga aur agar pasand na aaya to wohi pha laney wale ko nigalna bhi parey ga, aik muslman beer laya jo badshah ko pasand na aaya muslman ne asey aasani se khha lya,

Phir aik hindu aik seib laya, wo bhi badshah ko pasand na aaya aur badshah ne hindo ko seib nigalney ka hukaam dya, hindu zor zor se roney laga magar phir achanak hansaney laga, badshah ne hansaney ki waja pochy to hindu ney kaha k roya is laiy k main ye seib nigaal nahien sakta aur hansa as laiy k bahir sikh trboz laya hi,

Aaj ka latefaa today jokes for all Funny People

Ek chureel ne sath saal ke shadi shuda jorey se kaha

Main tum dunoo ki ek ek khowahish pori kar sakti hoon

Biwi: main apne shohir ke saath sari dunya ki ser karna chahity hoon,

As ne chhari gumai do tickit aagey,

Phir shohir se pochha tum batao kia chahitey hoo

Shohir: mujhe apney se tees saal chhoti biwi chahey,

Chureel ne chhari gumai aur shohir nowey saal ka kar dia

Nateja: mard ko yaad rakhhna chahiey k chureeel bhi aaorat hoti hi.

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Urdu Hindi Sms Ghazal Shayari For Sad People Photos

urdu sad ghazal collection with best design, all poetry quote for sad people and broken heart, these shayari line my favorite quotes, you can also read simply and share the friends of Facebook Twitter

and other social sites easy on one click, and share on mobile sms with friends keep it,

soch rakha hi best urdu ghazal sms Photo

Hum ne soch rakha hi

Chahe dil ki hir khowahish

Zindagi ki aankhhoon se

Ishak ban ke beh jaiy

Ghar ki sari dewarein

Chhat sameet gir jaien

Aur be muqadar hum

Is bidan ke malbey main

Khud hi kion na daab jaien

Tum se kuch nahien kahna

Kesi nind thi apni

Kisey khowab they apney

Aur ab gulaboon par

Nind wali aankhhoon par

Narim khoo se khowaboon par

Kion izaab tootay hain

Tum se kuch nahien kihna

Ghhir geiy hain ratun

Be libaas batoon main

Is taraah ki ratoon main

Kab charaagh jalte hain

Kab izaab talte hain

Ab to in izaaboon se

Bach k bhi nikalne ka

Rasta nahien jana!

Jis taraah tum ko bhi

Laa zawal lamhoon se

Wasta nahien jana!

Hum ne soch rakha hi

Tum se kuch nahien kihna!!!

Na jane kion best hindi nazam sms pictures 

Na jane kion ye

Mujhe yaqeen hi

Khuly jo khowaboon se aankhh teri

To chahtoon ki talaash main tum

Rah-i-wafa ka safar krogi

Nishaan bahoot se milain gey tum ko

Bahoot hi gihri muhabaatun ke

Magar wo tum ko nahien miley ga

Jo qadaar karta ho teri dil se

Jo rah takta hi aaj teri

Atho atho aur aankhhien kholo

K waqaat bidala to kia kro gy

Sunoo sunoo meri jaan sunoo!

Haa!abhi magaar tum kahaan sunoo gy

Wo Muhabaat Hi Kia urdu sms ghazal picture

Tanhaai ke shoor se madham se sisky

Sard rukhsaar pe thihre aansoon ko chhone

Kia kia na hunaar aazmaati hi

Larzte laboon ki thapki se

Haal-i-judai ke saare tewar

Palkon pe rakh jaati hi

Garr puchho ge kabhi bhole se

Muhabaat kis ko sahiti hi?

Dhere se wo hanis dee gi

Huntoon pe ungali raakh dee gi

Bahoot bhooli ho tum janaa

Wo muhabaat hi kia jo sukhh dee gi

Aatibar Tu Do Nice Hindi Poetry Sms Ghazal

Kabhi tum apni muhabaat ka aatibar tu do

Main chahoon toot ke tum ye akhityar tu do

Guzarti hi nahien mujh se ye zindagi tanhaa

Sahaara pyar ka de kar ase guzar tu do

Main sochta ho tumharey bagher kia hoga

Dil-o-demagh par aik bojh hi ataar tu do

Mere khial ki rahoon ko kihkishaan kar do

K rushni se meri zindagi sanwar tu do

Umeed wasl ghum-i-hijar ka madawa hi

Main intazaar karoon zabaat-i-intazaar tu do

Humnawai Na Thi Best Urdu Nice Sms shayari

Wo humsafar tha magar is se humnawai na thi

K dhoop chhao ka aalim raha judai na thi

Idawatien thien, taghaaful tha, ranjishain thien magar

Bichharne wale main sab kuch tha bewafai na thi

Bicharte waqaat un aankhhoon main thi humaari ghazal

Ghazal bhi wo jo kabhi kisi ko sunai na thi

Kisey pukaar raha tha wo dobta howa din

Sadaa tu aai thi lekin koi duhai na thi

Kabhi ye haal k dono main ek dili thi �saghir�

Kabhi ye marhilaa jesey k aashanai na thi

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Urdu Hindi Sad Sms Shayari For Broken Heart

Best Urdu sms poetry for all those the world lovers of poets, hindi sms shayari for all broken heart read simple and share with friend sms facebook and other social sites.

Ashkon Ko Chhupa Kar Rona Sad Sms Ghazal Poetry

Apne saiy se bhi ashkon ko chhupa kar rona

Jab bhi rona ho to charagho ko bujha kar rona

Log parh letey hain chehrey par likhy sab batien

Bara mushakil hi logoon se chhupa kar rona

Hath bhi towo shakhis milla kar na giya

Jis ko chaha tha seney se lagaa kar rona

Yaad aati hi to tanhai main ro deta hoon

Apni ye aadat nahien logoon ko dekh kar rona

Ek aadat nahien aaj taak badli meri

Is ki tasveer ko seney se lagaa kar rona

Awargi Sad Hindi SMS Ghazal Shayari

Is dir pe thikana kabhi us rah main dera

Hum khanabidoshoon ka yehi shaam saveera

be muhry dunya ka gilah hi tere lab par

ab kesey batao tujhe main bhi nahien tera

wo chaar qadaam hi ye kirn hum safry ki

phir aagey wohi shahir judai ka andhera

hain bhi jo tink khoo to zamaney keley hain

aey jaan kabhi hum ne tira farmaan nahien phira

Bhegy Aankhein Sad Sms Poetry For Broken Heart 

Siskti zindagi meri muhaab ke bhanwar main hi

Kahaan jaon ye dukh ley kar muqaadar bhi safaar main hi

Mere humraz yaroon ne mujhe barbaad kar dala

Yehi ek dard barsoon se merey khoon-i-jigaar main hi

Mera daiwa hi dunya main wafa tu mit chuki kab ki

Koi ye mujh ko bitlay wafa ab kis nagaar main hi

Nishani Dey Giya Urdu Sms Shayari For Sad People

Jatey jatey wo mujh ko achi nishani dey giya

Umaar bhir dharaon ga aisy kahani dey giya

Is se main kuch pasakon aisy kahan umeed thi

Ghum bhi wo shayed baraay mihrbaani dey giya

Sab hoaien ley giya mirey samundar ki koi

Aur mujh ko aik karte badbani de giya

Kher main pyasaa rahaa par us ne itna tu kia

Meri palkon ki qataron ko wo pani de giya

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Best two line sms poetry shayari Photos

Bewafai Two Line Poetry Sms

Kon krega bharosa ab teri naraam batoon ka
likh raha hoon aik aur shair teri bewafai par

Yaad Twoline Design Shayari Photo

Wo mujhe yaad karta hi yaad karta hi haan haan yaad karta hi
main apne bare main bahut khoosh gumaan rihta hoon

Sad Urdu Sms Short Poet

Wo aata hi meri qabaar par apne humsfar ke saath
kon kihta hi muslman ko jalya nahien jata

Zehar Nice Poem Picture

Main ne ilaaj ishaq jo pocha tabeeb Se
Dheme lihje main bola subah dopehir shaam Zehar pea kro

Faraz Nice Shayari Sms

Zabit ghum is qadar aasaan nahien "Faraz"
Aa hotey hain wo aansoon jo peye jaate hain

Tere hijraan se True Love Poetry sms

Tere hijraan se tailuq ko nibhane keley
Hum is saal bhi jeney ki qasaam khai hi!

pyar ke qabil sad twoline urdu shayari

Jo dil ke aainey main ho wohy hi pyar ke qabil
warna dedaar ke qabil tu hir tasveer hoa karti hi

kisi aur ko best hindi sms poem

kisi aur ko mere haal se na gharz hi na koi wastah
main bikhar gya hoon sameet lo main bigar gya hoon sanwar do

khareed lya sad nice hindi picture poet

kal kisi aur ne khareed lya tu gilaa na karna
isy leiy hum sab se pahle tere shaher main bikne aaiy hi

dil main nahien miltey life poetry

aisy kia baat hi ab kisy ke bhi dil main nahien miltey
aay ishaq sach bata kia tujhe bhi muhabaat hogai hi

shikwa na kar urdu sad short sms poet

Is ne bhula dya tu shikwa na kar
apnon ko bare akhtiyar howa karte hain

hum toot jaien ge very nice poem sms

Ye mat sochna keh tum chhor do ge to hum toot jaien ge
wo bhi ji rahe hain jin ko hum ne teri khatir chhora tha

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Inspirational Quotes to make Life a Series of Achievements

Life is mixture of lot of things, sometimes, it gives you very shocking news and many times, it surprises you with lovely moments. It never stays similar. Time keep running so things are. Many people have such a leadership in their thoughts and actions that their words are enough to make anyone working. Their quotes and proverbs can be source of great inspiration and enable anyone to come on right track. The power of mind is unlimited and quotations can open the mind to move into right way and they gives us wisdom. So here, we again, bringing the best inspirational/motivational quotes with explanation for everyone to enlighten the life with rays of hopes and move on with right determination and will power.

�You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.� - Rabindranath Tagore
What a great thought! Many people dream for prosperity and having big success in life but they never do any action in this regard. They never take any risk and play so safe. They just keep talking about big people, thinking that they are so fortunate but never analyze that how much they struggled for it. As mentioned in above quote, you can never go the other side of sea until you dare to do some effort to do it. Actions are most important thing to achieve anything great in life.

�Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?� - Bob Marley
You can lie to anybody but not to yourself. People often awake when they are about to complete the journey. They never want to ask themselves that are they living in perfect way. Are they are doing what they are capable of! No. They keep on doing small and unfruitful works and try to fool themselves. So please... Open you eyes on right time and start working to make the world a better place to live in. You can achieve the name and fame you deserve. Come on!

�Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.� - Bo Bennett
Until unless you are not excited enough to do anything, you can not have the positive results. The enthusiasm is very necessary to make sure that you succeed. It gives your action a power, a positive energy to move up from any obstacle.

"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."
Fear - the big enemy of our. We really capable of doing anything in life but the fear keeps us dragging back. So we should overcome it and play our game giving our 100 percent. You win or loose, but you never get any feeling of regret.

�Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it� - Charles R. Swindoll
So true! Your reaction to any situation decides what will happen to you next. If you react in right way, you can reach to the stars. You are only liable for the things happen with you. So make your attitude and reactions so strong and worthy that your journey becomes the landmark for everybody.

"To be prepared is half the victory"
This is very small but meaningful saying. When you do lot of practice and preparation for the task, you are half done. It gives you lot of confidence and positive energy. So whenever you are going to do something, better to do advance preparation for it, solve all the queries you are going to face. You win or lose, you really get a lesson and next time your victory will be for sure.

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