"I wonder what we hear all the time If 'MONEY TALKS'. You hear it shout 'GOODBYE' all the tim...
If Money Talks
Tuesday, 30 April 2013
Wanna speak to someone
"Many time I really wanna start speaking to someone but just don't have the courage to start conversation with them.. Did it happen to Yo...
Remembering something funny.
"I am so uncontrollable because sometimes I randomly burst out laughing when I remember something funn...
You�re Worthless
"You�re the jelly to my burger,the knife to my soup,the glitter to my sushi,and the ketchup to my icecream.My point is, you�re worthles...
Monday, 29 April 2013
Strong Enough
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you hav...
Quit drinking
"I don't want to quit drinking because, as they say, winners never quit and quitters never wi...
Understanding them
Women make me happy. Once accepting that i will never be able to understand them makes me more happi...
For women
"If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there's something wrong with American politic...
Sunday, 28 April 2013
Looking at a lake
"I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or somethin...
Chemistry
"Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with i...
Two kinds of people
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoo...
Real woman
"How do you know that you are a real woman? I don't get hot flashes, I get power surge...
Saturday, 27 April 2013
This game
"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands wor...
Life and death
"Some people think football is a matter of life and death; I can assure them it is much more serious than tha...
Ups and downs
What do they mean with "the ups and downs of life"?Sometimes you are the bird and sometimes you are the windshie...
Children do things
"Why do children do things that they know will get them into trouble? Because forgiveness is easier to get than permissio...
Lot of times
"I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid or unschoole...
Thursday, 25 April 2013
If work was so good
"If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves."You think you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it�s only some bugger with a torch bringing you more work.Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.If at first you don't succeed, remove...
Tuesday, 23 April 2013
Hilarious Travel Quotes and Sayings
People love traveling. It gives amazing experience of life and broaden your view. But humorists have not left this subject from being punched. So here are hilarious travel quotes to enjoy.Traveling is seeing; it is the implicit that we travel by.- Cynthia OzickCertainly, travel is more than the seeing...
Thursday, 11 April 2013
Funny Quotes on/for Bikes
'Guys and girls are crazy for bikes. They love to go for a speedy ride. So here are some funny quotes to be written on bikes to show your attitude and style.'Yeah, it's my Grand pa's Road! Got problem?I love to go out ride her hard get her Dirty and then bring her home to a nice Bubble bath out in my...
Sunday, 7 April 2013
Funny Interesting Quotes to Jest with Friends
'It seems so boring when you are with friends and you don't find any topic to speak on. Don't worry, Here are funny interesting quotes to jest, taunt and giggle with friends.'My favorite line: "I'll do it later.I look at some of my friends and think: why the hell do I love this retard?I really confused...
Saturday, 6 April 2013
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Wednesday, 3 April 2013
Funny Tablets Quotes - Mobile Sayings
If water-proof tablets were invented, I think I would get a lot more work done in the shower.I do not always lose my phone, but when I do, its always on silent mode.Look for when the environment is changing - the big shift now is mobile Internet. It's really happening big-time. The way you interact...
Self control
Self control: The ultimate ability to prevent myself from beating the bad names out of someone who desperately needs ...
Imagining in class
You must be thinking of it now! See, there are lots of things we are forced to learn but when it comes to practical life, their usage is almost zero. So this cute student sitting in the class and getting surprise that when he gonna use it in future. I hope you won't ask this from your tut...
That Awkward Moment
That Awkward Moment when you have not wear anything, trying to get dressed and your pet is staring at y...
Monday, 1 April 2013
37 Funny Quotes For Happy Day
'Make your day happy and entertaining with these 37 cute, innocent, rare but so humorous funny saying quotes.'1. There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and.- Brad Ramsey1a. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant...
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