Sometimes in life, we experience some of the best moments while facing some of the worst moments. These random things really plays an important role our growth. Sometimes you have fun and sometimes you get irritation but one thing is for sure that life goes on! So why not to have some more laughs with latest collection of random funny quotes, jokes and more.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
I know I'm talking like an idiot. I have to, other wise you wouldn't understand me.
Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It's in how respected he is at home.
A guy is a lump, like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite...the male ego.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
I wish i was one of those pretty girls who think they're ugly but i am one of those ugly girls who are actually ugly
What do you call a dog without it's hind legs?
Dragon Balls
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
I know I'm talking like an idiot. I have to, other wise you wouldn't understand me.
Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It's in how respected he is at home.
A guy is a lump, like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite...the male ego.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
I wish i was one of those pretty girls who think they're ugly but i am one of those ugly girls who are actually ugly
What do you call a dog without it's hind legs?
Dragon Balls
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